5am Alarm Not For The Gym T-Shirt

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★★★★★ Addict Approved

By Players For Players

Court-Tested Design

Paddle Tap Approved

Description

You have a pickleball problem. Might as well look good doing it.

👕 Premium Softstyle Tee -- stupid soft, dangerously comfortable. (Fair warning: you'll want one for every day of open play.)

🧵 Solid Colors: 100% Ringspun Cotton
Heather Colors: Poly/Cotton Blend

📏 Unisex fit. True-to-size. Lightweight. Pre-shrunk.
Looks good whether you're serving aces or serving looks.

💦 Wash inside out. Your shirt deserves better than what the court did to you.

❤️🤍💙 Designed, printed, packed & shipped in the USA.

Premium Everyday Comfort

100% Ring Spun Cotton — Softer and more durable than standard cotton. Pre-shrunk so it fits the same way every game, every wash.

Breathable Fabric — 4.5 oz. Light enough to wear on the courts. Comfortable enough to wear everywhere else when you're pretending to have a life outside pickleball.

True-to-Size Unisex Fit — A relaxed silhouette that works for most body types. No awkward sizing. Just put it on and go.

Built to Last

Reinforced Durability — Double-needle stitching at the shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband, and sleeves. Built for people who actually use their shirts.

Seamless Collar — Quarter-turned construction keeps the shape clean. No center crease, no excuses.

Tear-Away Label — Remove it in 10 seconds. Never think about it again.

Free & Easy Returns

30-Day Money Back Guarantee — Love it or send it back. No drama.

Printed in the USA — All USA orders are printed and shipped from the USA.

Built for the Court. Worn Everywhere Else

Soft enough for a 3-hour rally. Comfortable enough to wear home without changing. Our tees are made for people who don't stop thinking about pickleball — even when they're not playing.

FAQ's

Where are you located?

We are a US-based company. We print our t-shirts right here in the USA, like all US companies should. We have printers in both Florida and Texas.

For our international customers, we have partnered with printers around the globe to ensure your order reaches you as quickly as possible.

Do you ship internationally?

Absolutely! We ship worldwide so you can enjoy our products no matter where you are. Shipping rates vary by location, so be sure to check our shipping policy for details specific to your area.

Will I get a tracking number for my order?

Yes! Once your order ships, you'll receive a tracking email with a special number so you can follow your package's journey—right to your doorstep.

What materials are your products made of?

We use high-quality, comfy materials for all our tees—soft enough for cuddles, durable enough for playtime, and gentle on the skin. Exact materials may vary depending on the item, but you’ll find the details on each product page.